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.Tuesday, April 28, 2009 ' 2:35 AM U
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THE PREVIEW
whsiper of the summer breeze

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So the socialites had a chalet. 3 daes 2 nites. It was fun especially for me. Sadly ey wasnt able to party with miza byby! coz her bf, my scandal, or tk ehk?, was there.. ahakz.. but its okay.. double o was flood with pple ey noe. Here, there, everywer. Ey even make new frens. In a good way, nort like Lona's way. *hilarious*.. ahakz.. But ey didnt go to powerhouse on the ferst nite.. Best thang during the party. Number one: eym drunk.. Number two: from pasir ris to double O in just 10 mins because din ride at 140km/hr super 4 speedometer basis.. No matter whut, ey still love all my socialites. and syed had to steam all the time.. opz?! was tat loud..?

Vivo drift

Me and the high skewl lovas went to watch fast and furios 4.. well fantastic.. erm, if only ey have my MAZDA RX-8.. which ey will buy.. conferm gerek sarque.. ahakz.. then after tat we went to KTM! ohhh, damn how much ey miss the food there.. ahakz.. and Rach was being annoying with her gray leggings.. Gosh..

Puddle of water

swimming is the sex lah these daes.. ahakz.. so and the mogus(primary skewl bestie), when swimming.. well, its nort abt the swimming actually.. we were literally loitering in the water, toking abt past, present and future.. well, of coz we edit our tenses to suit the sentences.. ahakz.. it was great chatting bout these things with pple eu noe since like FOREVER.. all that is lacking is some cocktail.. or maybe an orange minute maid with a bottle of vodka.. ahakz.. totally awesome..

Hendra's sh0wer

Went over to Fiza's mummy place.. Its her baby shower thang... ouhhh, how much ey miss kenduri food, ey seriously dunno.. well, tats beside the point.. EY MISS FIZA SO MUCH LAH.. and no offence to mumzy, but her str8 hair looks annoying.. ey still prefer that thick sarang lebah hair.. ahakz.. anooying part, ey didnt take pics with her baby.. PFFTS!

Modern Bliss Party

NAsi goreng? mee ey-dunno-whut-it-is? boring...!!!!!!! but the fun start when borhan came with a boost.. and rach came with a boost..! awesome.. we were crazee.. actually they were crazee.. ey was like a bahan.. ahakz.. powder and... grrr!!!!!! but it was fun, only if eu can rmb whut wad was going on.. 90% of the time, ey was drunk... annoying part: moaning part! ahakz.. the next dae we went swimming which cause me to suffer..! SUN BURN!!!!!!!!

Sweet and Sour Farewell

Well, my 2 baronbest buddies are going to THAILAND.. in fact went oready.. ahakz.. so ey gotta send them off.. they promise we will party when they get back.. and they promise to get me someting in Thailand.. oh gosh.. 17th may it is.. boring sarque coz lamer sangt ahakz.. well, nort on a hols, but some NS training.. wish eu guys safe gone, safe there, safe balik.. pix and hugs, pix and hugs and they left.. after that head to popeye.. ohhhh, the whip potato.. ey can finish a bucket sia.. ahakz.. funny thang: RATU LABAH LABAH!!!!!

Sheeeesh

Happy 20th to the nicest, most rilek buddy of all.. EEN!!!!! ahakz.. and hariz, ey am happy to see eu! dun sae eym nort.. ahakz.. anyway.. we went to al-majlis to sheeshhaa.. snap pix here and there.. and that particular drink, ey dunno hus drink.. sedapzing lah.. can ey dine theere one dae pls.. oh yar, sheeshhaa was towering everywer.. but ey hav one beside me.. ahakz..

Sheeeesh bedebab

met Rach, hu secretly force ally c and hilmi to fetch her at kampong glam.. so, me and the high-sewl lovas had sheesha had turkish.. ahakz.. that dae.. we were toking craps.. more and more craps.. bascially everything can be comment.. ahakz.. but rach, we are pretty worried about eu.. pls do something.. thankeeya! so there was fadhilah and khai.. and they were from band too.. so them and me and rach and ally C has some common topic to tok abt.. ahakz..! Tioman? batam? tioman? batam? ok both! settled!

Mabuhay Party

Rach had a party over at her place.. ahakz.. oh hawt damn! her mom's spaghetti was the mothafcuking sex lah.. sedap lah sia.. ahakz.. and her mom's signature dessert, the grahams.. PUAS HATI!!! ey rmb ey force rach to force her mom to bake me one big tub of graham before they fly off to phillipines.. sedapzing!!!! and claudia awse had to upload my crazee pix on FB.. grr.. funny thang: rach mom was cutting the cake and she make a lazy sigh.. it was funny.. ey swear.. HAIZZZZZZZZZZ! ahakz..

Cinematic

Me and the socialites lovas when to watch JANGAN TEGUR.. sumpah terkejut terkejut.. ey shouted, ey admit, just once.. coz satu part scaryzing giler... but no one notice except miza byby coz she was beside me.. but no other in the cinemaa notice.. coz ey notice, as soon as ey look away from the screen, a whole strech of mat rep and bdk2 hingus pon pekik sb terkejot.. so.. ahahahakz.. PS: Ey hate meeting miza byby, we tend to spend money like.. urrrgggg!!!!!!!

*No pictures. Sorry. This is just a preview. Full updates with pix at XXXXXXXXXX.

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AOB! This week agenda!

Well, besides that ey got tuition.. ey got job hunting(money fer my multiple holidaes starting from June).. ey need to order my graduation robe, had been receiving constant reminder from the socialites and sarah bucci.. ey need to get new shoes and pants from G2 for my graduation.. urrrggg!!

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Rite now!!! Ey am stuck watching Laguna beach again.. Ey watch this when ey was like in sec 1, sec 2.. and now ey feel like watching em again on DVD, ey have em'!!! The real orange county.. Once ey complete this.. Eym gonna watch one tree hill back from season 1-4.. ey have the dvds oready.. after that eym gonna complete ugly betty, all seasons.. then finally ey wanna complete heroes.. well, everything from season1 again.. ahakz..

until then, this is a finer potrayal of.... me.. cheers!

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.Saturday, April 25, 2009 ' 2:27 AM U
hypnotized.

SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL SIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ader hati nak cakap pasal aku behind dier peh hidden entrie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Padrhal aku dah anggap ni musibat dah tk exist dalam hidup aku.. Ader hati lagi!!!! Dah lah kawan kau mcm sial.. ader hati nak buat muker ngan kawan aku.. PEGI MATI LAH PLSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And eym nort just abt "behind the screens".. Ey never and ey wont hesitate to humiliate and fcuk the hell out of eu in public.. This entrie serve as a warning, mothafcuker!!!!! jadi sebelum kuar rumah, jgn luper bacer BISMILLAHHIRRAHMANNIRRAHIM dah berdoa lah bnyk2 kau tk nampak muker aku kat luar..!!

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.Sunday, April 19, 2009 ' 8:09 PM U
hypnotized.

YESTERDAY
all my troubles seem so far away

Eym still keeping the previous entrie though for full updates..

Well.. it's the ferst dae of skewl in TP and prolly other instituitions as well..
Those hu were from secondary school are now freshies..
My Freshies are now juniors..
And my Juniors, hu were previously a sophomore, are now seniors doing their Major Project..

Ey miss those ferst daes..
Those daes when ey hunt fer new faces in skewl..
Search fer pple ey noe..
Make new frenz..
Dress up like some household models, wearing fabulosss clothes to skewl..
Find cure fer ITAS food craving.. Lasagne is still the sex.. Nort to mention the waffles..
Walk around skewl..
Updates on new movies in the library..
Bond at hotspots E.g. 89, reservoir....

Bottom line, ey miss skewl..

Until then, TP and frens are forever love.. oxox!

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.Saturday, April 18, 2009 ' 2:45 AM U
hypnotized.

Blackly labeled
Me and my museum of lovaS


Looking at my own skin, my entire body, with the exception of the thigh and bud, ey see it deeply tanned..!! Ey just came back home from swimming. In between the session, ey was basking under the scotching afternoon sun, it feels soooo good.

Anyway, ey had a great April month.. Even though the month hasnt end yet. Guess eym excited to say it out loud.

Eym gonna hang on to this particular entrie till Monday, and eyll give a full update. ALL the updates! happy? However, after this entrie is fully updated, it will be temporarily privatized until ey post up a new update. becoz VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED. Like really.

Invited Readers:

Other than that, sooooooorry guys!!!!!!!!!!

On a pimp-ass note, if anione planning to hack into my account........hmm... Lets just say my accomplice are certified with loyalty.

hey now, hey now,dun dream its over
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until then, everyday, is a brand new day.. oxox!

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.Monday, April 13, 2009 ' 10:39 PM U
hypnotized.

DOUBLES

everyday is a brand new day

Just this week.. 2 chalets, 2 KTVs Sessions, 2 clubbing session..

Estimated amt needed: SGD150...

IN NEED OF THE MOGUS TOTAL STRENGTH SESSIONS!!!!

ib wants me to make this public.. ok.. here it goes..

EY QUIT QUIT-SMOKING!! YES EY DO!! YEAH, EYM SMIRKING AWAY..!!!!


Until then, ey have fallen in love with PWNAGE.. oxox!

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.Friday, April 10, 2009 ' 9:32 AM U
hypnotized.

Delightfully Dishy
a full day earlier than the world
Ey have been waking up pretty early these days. Well in fact, eym frantically suffering from partial insomia, in my own term, that is. Normally ey dive into bed arnd 11pm (if eym home and nort obligated to party) and automatically wakes up arnd 4am and began to starve, mentally and physically. My tummy starts grumbling and boredom strikes, it was painful. Ey swear to god. Unimaginable and inevitably irresistable. So, with swifts of ungraceful motion, ey gobbled down watever is in the fridge. Eym so able to redeem satisfaction the moment my salivary amylase starts reacting with carbo and protein in my mouth and starts flushing thru my oesophagus, and soon a bloated stomach; experiencing a fulfilled sensation. Liquid chickens(eggs) has been kind to my tummy, always have and always will. LOVE!
At 6am, well, ey guess its hard to believe, eym hittting the tracks. Yes! Jogging! Eyll be all gear up in shorts, and dry-fit t-shirts, and jogging shoes, pluck on some music and there am ey. Running and running. Ey guess that nort smoking for a while makes an entire difference with regards to stamina, spped and agility. The family thinks that ey require major work out. Therefore, it has been scheduled in my time plan. Especially now that ey tend to forget stuff, causing major caos due to clashes due to the fact that ey keep stuff on power books there daes.
Well, routine is routine. Long term routine. Let's just say eym a small-town boy fresh out of college, and wanting to land in a job that millions will kill for. My brother thinks that my resume and cover letter is FULL and FOOL of crapped. He made me realised that there were countless errors front and back. Of course, ey disagreed at ferst. But after analyzing thorougly, deep-thought make me realized that it was sort of nort even close to mild impressive. ok crap.! eym ma re-do.
Ey have no idea why my mind is acting differently these daes. Ey always want to attain outcome that is close to distinctive perfection. If someting is nort right, eyll amend it. If someting is working fine, ey might want to break it, and then fix it. Ey wasnt sure if its a good thing or a bad thing. Well, guess ey just have to live with it.
Now that skewl is over, ey feels wrong. It felt the need to immediately turn off my PC and resume back to skewl work. PFFTS! Nah.. Ey just have to concentrate on saving money for my holidays.. By the way, ceremony is on the 21st May. Ey swear ey hate looking at my transcript..!
Ey guess ey shud stop now.!
Until then, as much as eym marching forward to the world's heartbeat, ey hate that every second is passing by.. oXoX!
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.Thursday, April 9, 2009 ' 10:17 AM U
hypnotized.

ORD
okay! Ready Dude!
*Eym nort doing any updates*
*Too many to update*
*What ey noe is that...*
*Eym graduating, officially on 12th May*
*Ey got a couple of holidays this year*
*Ey quit smoking*
*and, eym a WINNER, ey never LOSE*
*Ey get wat ey want*
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In march, ey have a total of 2465 frames shot from my camera because of the parties and events and celebrations etc etc. Ey seriously dunno wer to transfer a total of about 16G-19G of pixars. This does not include pictures from other pple's camera. In april alone, up to date, another total of 867 frames. And April hasnt end yet. Ey still have lotsa of events to attend. PFFTS! Solution 1 is to store at multiply. Solution 2 is to store at email. Solution 3 is to take the risk of storing in the hard disk. In hard disk it self, ey have a total of 45G of pixars. Pfft! Ey tink it requires millions of dollars to develope every single frame.
*until then, the stars are the moon's guardian angel*
*Peace*

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.Sunday, April 5, 2009 ' 4:42 AM U
hypnotized.

Scaryzing
its a creep in tha night to come and grab eu

Ey have always hated passing thru level 18, especially level 6 back when ey was in poly. Ey prevented myself from using block 18 upper floors in any circumstances that ey need to acess block 23 or 17 and beyong. Ey dunno, my heart and mind just want me to refrain from block 18. Okae, so, a fren forward me an e-mail abt the location of haunted sites in different skewl. to my surpirse, block 18 was mention, twice in the email. ok here eu go!

Temasek Polytechnic was rumoured to have an indian worker binding wire inside a pillar but a colleague pour cement inside the pillar burying him in the process and they only found out when the whole building was almost completed. It was rumoured that the body is still inside the pillar which is believed to be somewhere in Block 18.

In Temasek Polytechnic, Engine block corridors from Block 18 were so haunted that guards wouldn’t patrol that area. A famous story told by a guard was he saw a student at a locker as he was patrolling and as he make an U turn few minutes later, he found a piece of newspaper on the floor with that student’s face he just saw. Only problem is that student was killed by a sports car at the bus stop few months back.

The encounter: 2 years ago while we were having bioengenes camp, me and a few other committee memb were walking pass by block 18, level 6. Wait, were we rushing? okae, eym nort too sure. but ey know we were on an ultimate pace. All of a sudden, final destination commence and god knows why. a firmly hold glass panel fell to the floor causing a majorly high screech sound as it hits the floor. and ey cud visually see the tiny pieces of splinters splash from the floor and forming a nucleated image of broken pieces. it was scaryzing larh. it feels like euur in tha middle of titanic and the ship is gonna wreck into half. funny thing was, as ey witnessed the whole incident occurring, it all happen in slow motion. its current effect was like on the peak of after consuming laughing gas. like serious slow. give me a gun, ey curl a bullet. pfffts! unfortuNOTly, it did not hit one of us(shu). Scaryzing right "these" things. Try to kill pple.

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*when pple say, "Love needs no repayment", ey tink they are just LYING. ey realised that..

"Love,
is love,
only when love is returned"

until then, dayah kerr is just being annoying with her cough and reply my text in tha morning(7.30am), while ey was watching "a lot like love" and claim that ey got no one to entertain me.
. oxox!

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.Wednesday, April 1, 2009 ' 8:48 AM U
hypnotized.

SUPER­CALI­FRAGI­LISTIC­EXPI­ALI­DOCIOUS
value-ing privileges above my principles

KM8
Rach is back in Singapore!! Finally!! And there were claudia, yiwen, ayeb. Really adore RCY(rachyiwenclaudia). Besides, there were intan, licia, shawn, shah, malek, hadi, krizia and many many many many many more. We party-ed at KM8. beach party. they will be making an offcial closing. Saihah was there. And ppsunds were there. and paula mom was there and a whole lot of westerners. A night of meaningful collective excitement. More updates at XXXXX.






Barney-cal's chalet cum afad's chalet
Both marni barney and afad were having chalet at the same time. carnt reject both. carnt choose one only. So? go both. ahahakz. ey drank like there's no tmr. From sminorth(spelling?) to barcadi to red label to absolute vodka to king's robert. Seroiusly. This is social suicide. Ey remember knocking off at 4am and woke up at 6pm the next dae. Anyways there were marni, durah, lani, wan, kadir, yat, irsyad, sab and etc etc. most importantly there are miza byby and syed byby. over at afad's chalet... hmmm.. its nort a chalet.. its more of seeking shelter since afad sister doesnt want to go home. so there were afad, nal, kakak afad and fren, farhan and zmangoo. Its was a double night fun. More updates at XXXXX.

Olives, bluto and POPEYE.

When hunger strikes, the place to strike for is POPEYE. ahahakz. totally loovvee the food there. instead of having it at T3, we have it at T1. the ambience of the restaurant there has a more oldskewl outlook. so, there were me, miza, yana, dayah, rodent, irsyad and fren. An eat-out that was made extra fulfilling with the BFFs. More updates at XXXXX.

Picnic at the park
With crazee antics and teasing and rojak and pizza and puffs and eggs and laughter and slowness and sunset and reservoir and scrable and quicky and this and that, the reason to love is there. with ib, lela, fahmi, aisyah, razak, banu, jelli, frenship doesnt need other definitions. Then, at night is gaming night (sudden attack and left 4 dead with ib, fahmi and lutfhi)More updates at XXXXX.

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Well, there are other stuff which eym lazy to post up. Small outings like clubbing and dinner and movies and blah blah blah. but hey, ey had fun... deeply.. really.. surely..
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AOB(any other business)

Ehk aku, step maner nyer minutes writing nak AOB. ahakz.. anyway, these are some fast updates. Not everything will be here. Eym simply listing down watever that crosses my mind. Its on impulse. Apologies to anything nort dot down.
  • Fiza mummy baby shower
  • Socialite's chalet and partaying
  • Rach welcome back party chalet
  • karaoke with childhood buddies
  • Accm fiza mummy for qatar airways interview
  • Tutorting starting soon. (one session=2hrs=$40) SUMPAH! PUAS HATI!
  • Modern Bliss party with bowen buddies
  • Swimming session with childhood buddies
  • Miza house warming
  • etc etc etc etc etc etc etc.
until then, eym the city's newest socialites.

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MEU

Photobucket
Arif Aerial Muzzain Mugiono
Nick: Pisang, Arep, Nate, Archibald, ArepBald, Muk, Pis
09.11.1988
Javanese and Portugese
My measurements: 5 foot 7.8, 60kg
Temasek Polytechnic
Number: 923512##
Email: polio_789@hotmail.com

NooSeU

There's something wrong with the level of
perfection, it needs to be violated



FRENZU

Nisa Barton.
Miza Byby.
Supersha Wifey.
Liyana Kecoh.
Kiki Hott.
Nureen Rawrrrr!
Yana Mampat.
Syaaaa Uhuhuhu!
Ustazah Ilyana.
Lyza Kekek.
Izzah Waldorf.
Claudia Claus.
Ira.
Iana.
Azira hart.
Durh Dot.
Haikal.
Zaza Ali.
Farhana@iqah.
FiZ Fanatic.
Ib bamadhaj.
Ket Gorgeous.
Aisyah Ferocious.
Rach Kecik.
Franz Fauzan Winston.
Albaniaa Malacca.
Fateha Mrs Cookie Monster.
Fateha Mrs Cookie Monster.
iqah@monkey.


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