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.Sunday, August 31, 2008 ' 7:22 AM U
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29 august 2008
bowling was fun!!
30 August 2008
Euu got me trippin, stumblin, ARGGG!!!
Eym counting my blessings..
Glad to be alive.. alhamdullilah..

PS: It wont be fer a long long, long long long time..

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.Friday, August 29, 2008 ' 2:46 PM U
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29 August 2008
Dangerous mind!!!

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.Wednesday, August 27, 2008 ' 2:08 PM U
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28th August 2008


Eym not sure if its the correct choice. Giler sakk.. ahakz.. or shud ey say giler sarque.. ahakz.. kk.. serious.. anw, ey carnt fraction the complex situation especially wen its me alone hu has to kick start the engine.. apparently, the problems build to a majestic level that it grew mountainously that ey carnt carve every detail meticulously.. ditch the obstacle ferst, still, it doesnt bring fruits during conclusion.. it simply shows that at certain beat, certain time, even a pinch of a nanoseconds, we just carnt vibe on the same frequency..

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. ' 2:22 AM U
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27th august 2008
Albaniaa is a malaccan. She nvr shave and she's a lesb.. ahahakz..

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.Monday, August 25, 2008 ' 1:02 PM U
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26th August 2008




When you were young!!!! -the killers



PS: The reason why ey dun private my blog is because ey want pple to read. Plus, views will get lesser if ey private it. Coz pple would be lazy to sign in and everything. However, to that one person, ey dun wish euu too even come to my blog. Euu are strictly prohibited.. Euu noe hu euu are.. *Evil-ly muaahahahaa-ring* Just look who will emerge ferst from the slums of tampines..


Sensasi: Yana tempias niari.. Kluar 8 droplets keper.. ahahakz!!!

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. ' 2:17 AM U
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25 august 2008
Yan nak buat party.. Jemaah islamiah nyer..!!!


24 August 2008


Anottther 10 bottles of wee!!!!!!


But ey did not!!!

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.Saturday, August 23, 2008 ' 11:10 AM U
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23 August 2008

Ey was browsing thru the dvd compartment when ey found this movie.. so ey watched it while was on the phone with kecik.. Its great actually.. The original soundtrack is below..


I never understood before
I never knew what love was for
My heart was broke, my head was sore
What a feeling

Tied up in ancient history
I didn't believe in destiny
I look up you're standing next to me
What a feeling

What a feeling in my soul
Love burns brighter than sunshine
Brighter than sunshine
Let the rain fall, i don't care
I'm yours and suddenly you're mine
Suddenly you're mine
And it's brighter than sunshine


Ps: Astonishingly, euu did not fathom well enuf. Text me the adress of euur brain then maybe ey cud literally deliver a package of my tots to euur head and all its neighbouring cells.

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.Friday, August 22, 2008 ' 2:13 AM U
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22nd August 2008

Courtesy of Prada...


Ps: Let's play scoreboard!!!







.Wednesday, August 20, 2008 ' 7:38 PM U
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21st August 2008
say ey no place left to go
say ey no place left to hide
walk on
and its easy once euu learn to draw a line..
PS: With riding, we cud save time.. Save money.. Go to more places!! and its Dempsey road.. We cud take the flyers.. then feed ourself with popeye.. then off to watch F1 race.. then eat at whereeevverr euu want.. so how's the planning..?

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.Tuesday, August 19, 2008 ' 11:31 AM U
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2oth August 2008
Stop being an ass!!!
And stop acting nice!!
Euu are Insolent and Conceited!!

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. ' 1:18 AM U
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19th August 2008

PS: She claims that she's my favourtie mistress!!!

18th August

my new ride

Just like old times

#1

toilet moment..!!

WiLLLlllL UpDaaTTeEE SSooOOnnn!!!

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.Saturday, August 16, 2008 ' 9:52 PM U
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17th August 2008
Eym euur number one fan!!!

Osh b'gosh


Small-icious..


Telling telling..Yummmmmyyyyy Baby!!!!! ahakz..Elizka Campbell clash of the yishun and tamp.. oh tk ehk..?

Liyana lively, Aerial Archibald, Elizka Campbell

Goin out with Din, Dil, Dinie. Fad, Yeb, nal, mau join?

PS: Going public todae!!

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.Friday, August 15, 2008 ' 11:38 PM U
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16th August 2008

The largest octopus weighs about 15kg (Octopus dofleini). An Octopus has three hearts and it can squeeze through a hole the size of a 10-cent coin. Hapalochlaena species can inject enough venom in one bite to kill several adult humans. They can adopt a two-tentacles "walk" that frees up their six remaining limbs and makes them look like an armed vehicle.

Full updates at niggghhtttt... or tmr... or mondae...

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.Thursday, August 14, 2008 ' 6:34 PM U
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15th August 2008

Like ey said, the dae hasnt end yet.. Eym suppose to tok abt susut/susok or wtv it is spelled as.. But eym too lazy..

But here's todae interesting fact.. interestinggg nyyyeerr.. ok watver lah dok..
Maybe you didn’t know but WD-40 stands for Water Displacement, 40th attempt. Name was coined by the chemist, Norm Larsen, while he was attempting to concoct a formula to prevent corrosion by displacing water. Norm's persistence paid off when he perfected the formula on his 40th try.

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.Wednesday, August 13, 2008 ' 6:04 PM U
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Stuck in between the byby and uhuhu
Its brown and gold..!!
forever 19.forever hotstuff.
superheroes. oh tk ehk..?
miza byby!!!
uhuhu gold.. ahakz..
uak!! uak!!
its omar!!
the budak budak glucose meter!
Din's pech moments!!

14th August 2008

ok since the day hasnt ended yet, lets tok about kangkangs!!
  1. What is kangkangs? Kangkang is a method which is mainly used by girls to gain great control over thier man so that they wont be able to lose them or make thier man wont look at other girls but only thier wife. It also makes the man litsen to watever the wife says.
  2. How is kangkang done? It is done by scooping of some hot rice onto a bowl/plate, and literally fanning the vapour of the rice to the female genital parts. The rice is position in between the female legs. But now, kangkang ader salah bawak sikit. Anything can be kangkang in 2008.

  3. Why kangkang? Sometimes, we musnt blame people who kangkang. Pple who kangkang are pple who are actually faithful.. Ey tink so.. Ntah ehk.. Giler lah ko!

  4. Who are my frens who are kangkanged or are kangkanging? Ask me!! Ask me!!

  5. Is kangkang a sin? kangkang is against the religion. It is very sinful.

  6. Man kangkang girls? Jay-z kangkang beyonce. BUT HOW? WHY? How can a guy kangkang a girl? The reason is because in the song bonnie and clyde, jay-z sings at the chorus part someting like " All ey need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfren".. Its so obvious beyonce dah kener kangkang lor.. Can you name me some celebrity couple whereby the guy kangkang the girl? Actually there are many, how abt CT and datok K? or Ashton and Demi moore? or Kevin and Britney? Mariah carey and Nick cannon?

Ok, thats all fer kangkang topic, tmr we will tok about SUSOK/SUSOT/SUSUT, ey dunno how it is spell, but yeah, paham paham..


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. ' 1:26 AM U
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12th August 2008
  1. When to skewl
  2. Lepaking with syed, kiki, haris and small had never been funner..
  3. Met kecik and Dinie and Najip fer supper
  4. Slept at small's house till like 6am in tha morning. With Dinie and osh!

Oh yar, during national dae, there was this little fucker.. urrgg, someone pls kill that stoopid little boy!!! KNN!!!



13th August 2008



Ok, lets skip about wad happen in tha morning.. But luckily project was gradually progressing.. Oh yar, finally me and yan agreed on the cuff design.. Up to date, we already had like thousands of design but finally agreed on this design.. But ey tink ey need to redo the dimension or someting like that.. coz its a bit awkward..

Went to lunch at itas.. Kiki settled some dispute.. Some pple maseh nak plus plus wen the case is partially close.. haiz.. mcm paham!! then kecik came over.. so he accm me fer lunch at breadboard to gamble, watch gossip gurls, watch DAISY DUKES AND MY FREN HOT MOM!! ahahakz.. oh yeah, ey wont 20cent during gambling.. ahakz.. then he had to go to ah boy to aacm dude.. dude kan fanatic sngt ngan motor dier.. nak buat ini lah, itu lah.. haizz..

anyway, after skewl was pathetic.. left with me and byby hariz.. coz the rest wen to TM.. Afad came home late.. so ey had dinner at techno.. Hariz has to watch me eating.. then after that he went home to take takraw stuff and so ey went home too.. Then kecik and dude fetch me at my void deck.. Decided to go changi.. But instead, we went to bedok reservoir.. sit by the mini jetty to watch sunset.. But then arnd 10 mins there, Dinie has to leave.. So left with me and kecik.. Fer hours and hours we gamble.. Ey wont $14 plus, while kecik only won $12 plus.. Minus off, ey won a total of $2.. ok lah, jadi lah.. star gazing at bedok reservoir is also not a bad idea sia.. then arnd 9 plus small and dinie came to lepak.. plus, me and kecik got new jabbawockees move.. its call the spinning arnd.. ahakz.. ey got pix, ey'll up it soon..!!

then after that we were freaking hungry.. so we went to Mr Teh tarik at 400 plus fer supper.. THANX ALOT DINIE FER THE TREAT!!! ahakz.. Oh yar, then we did the disco disco thing.. Thx to aidil.. Buat malu sak.. ahakz..

then kecik send me home.. lepak a while at my void deck then off we go..

PS: Cheetahs wont change thier spots.. Eym alwaes prepare fer a scoreboard..

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.Sunday, August 10, 2008 ' 8:54 PM U
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11th August 2008



Happy 19th Burfdae kecik!!




Lean with it, rock with it..




PS: Sorry bout yesterdae!!!

10th August 2008

When to watch "The love Guru" with kecik.. And someone complain that ey didnt holla hym wen he was at ehub.. coz ey went to watch at ehub.. and kiki, maner lah aku tau ko kat ehub.. ok tats it.. ey dun wan to have this conversation with euu no more.. ahakz..

Give it a punch...

Lock it down..

Prick a pickle.. and... tickle tickle!!!!!!


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.Friday, August 8, 2008 ' 9:31 PM U
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9th August 2008


National Dae lah sey!!!
Ok, the dae has not end yet.. So ey just want to remind euu pple that todae is national dae in case euu guys forgets.. But lets tok about was some of us are fanatic or obsessd abt..
  1. Syed fanatic dikir
  2. Dayah fanatic budak bola
  3. Arep fanatic blog
  4. Din fanatic jabbawockees
  5. Kiki fanatic batman
  6. Afad fanatic takraw
  7. Een fanatic ludah
  8. Yana fanatic makan
  9. Osh fanatic ben sherman
  10. Ira fanatic bagi bonus
  11. haris fanatic dapat bonus
  12. Fiza mummy fanatic jeff
  13. Jeff fanatic fiza mummy
  14. small fanatic afad
  15. Ayeb fanatic baron
  16. Nal fanatic tengkorak
  17. Miza fanatic korek hidung
  18. Dinie, ok dekni melampau sikit, fanatic summon, x1-R, mcDelivery, safron and DAYAH!! ahakz.

PS: ok namer2 yg tk kluar, sori ehk, cuber fanatic skit jadi org tau.. ahahakz..

Ok.. Let us start with real blogging!!!

Ferstly, ey would like to apologised to Miza fer coming late.. Its totally not my fault.. Go ask that big-leg guy who woke up late, accompanied small fer shopping late and met me late..

so osh fetch me and my void deck.. then we decided to take public.. so the plan was to meet din at his place then go msq, in case fer some pple who dont noe wad is msq, it means marina square.. ahakz.. but half way didnt ask me and osh to proceed ferst.. so me and osh park our bike at eunos and take the train..

ok in the train there was this seat.. and eym begging fer a vacant seat.. its the couple seat which is at both ends of every carriage.. so there was this banglar on one seat.. so ey sat beside em'.. then suddenly my atmosphere darken.. speaking in metaphoric terms, my nose was bleeding sia.. fcuk.. shud hav just let osh sit..

aper nie..? Dorang pun nak celeb ke..?

so wen we reach ct hall.. we went str8 to funan.. coz miza byby and syed was having lunch there.. ok.. the place was flooded with budak2 baru nak naik.. grr!! its not that ey despise or discriminate.. but urrgg!! ey belong to the east side pple!!!!

then head to MSQ to watch fireworks.. oh yar, we saw kiki mama hot!! met farehin, jas, small, hafiz fangs, ira, haris, dayah, farhan, kak hidetoshi and partner.. oh yar.. me and osh were fcuking hungry and its fcuking pack everywer.. and the MCd at MSQ.. urrgg!! bodoh nyer dessert kiosk.. jual ice cream yang melt nyer.. wtf!! and they sae they only sell milk shake at the moment.. mentang2 ice cream melt.. wtf kan..? ahakz..


syed doing the Zee pose





fierce keper muker dier..?
the effing hawt small..!!
look at the crowd..!
lalat masok baru tau.. lalat saper..? lalat dayah lahhhh.. kalo palat boleh..? eeee!!
asal nak kener bukak mulut pon aku tk tau..

ok nie aku tk tau musibot maner campak keropok.. tating sak.. paderhal atas hotel..
miza pech moments..
doing the "eeww bangla" reaction..
mcm last year jer..
Gather gather!!
syed giving the sexy front.. bukan sexyback ehk..

ok.. so we cont to watch fireworks.. it was fun.. picture perfect!! and boncit, who scolded me fer lighting ciggies in the middle of a crowd, once, reminded me not to do it again.. but wat the hell.. dier sendiri buat.. grrr!! and osh did someting stoopid in the middle of the crowd.. ok, it was a brilliant idea.. taking pix of public and check out pple who are looking at the camera.. giler sak..!

after that the gang split.. me, miza, small, osh and syed went to tong sen to eat.. ey had mushroom chicken noodle.. and someone, being a budak gemok, says tk puas dier makan.. oh yeah.. rmb in my previos entrie ey said ey found new uhuhu.. ey saw her at tong sen..!! ahakz.. make my dae even betta.. ahakz.. oh yeah, saw Luqman termite oso..

then went to Mcd to buy hot fudge.. dessert is important..!! then lepak at bugis till 11pm before we head home.. we make stoopid videos.. especially syed deal or no deal video.. took pics.. hey! as long as we hav the rebutle arep, spontaneos syed, non-stop comments from miza and tokative aidil, lepak session is kecohrable oready.. seriously!! syed and miza took the bus.. while me and osh and small took the train.. but me and osh alighted at eunos to take bike while small cont the journey.. oh yeah.. weather fer todae was terrible.. grrr.. and me and osh left our helmet kat motor.. uhr ko.. basah keper.. balek dngn helmet basah.. mabok sia kepaler.. ahakz..

met sharul a while and musa at pasir ris.. lepak lepak.. then sharul follow us to meet small at small void deck.. then small met her uhuhuhu at ecp.. dinie was being nice to send her there.. and did ey mention small was looking hawt!! ahahakz..

just as ey was about to ajak osh to go drink.. then........ ok tats all...!!

all up the pix tmr in skewl.. nitez reader!!!

PS: Someone is seriosuly having a mid-life crisis!! Well, things can go without saying.. Ey can procrastinate euur idyllic moments and starve all euur ambitions fer blissful moments.. Then now euu can complaint abt euur hunger..


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Arif Aerial Muzzain Mugiono
Nick: Pisang, Arep, Nate, Archibald, ArepBald, Muk, Pis
09.11.1988
Javanese and Portugese
My measurements: 5 foot 7.8, 60kg
Temasek Polytechnic
Number: 923512##
Email: polio_789@hotmail.com

NooSeU

There's something wrong with the level of
perfection, it needs to be violated



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Nisa Barton.
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Kiki Hott.
Nureen Rawrrrr!
Yana Mampat.
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Ustazah Ilyana.
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Izzah Waldorf.
Claudia Claus.
Ira.
Iana.
Azira hart.
Durh Dot.
Haikal.
Zaza Ali.
Farhana@iqah.
FiZ Fanatic.
Ib bamadhaj.
Ket Gorgeous.
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