The Second Telecast

.Friday, February 27, 2009 ' 7:57 AM U

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Vertical Horizon

All of the sudden, me and afad were excited about this year rayer..Especially the way we are travelling this year.. Bikes? nahh, DONE and so yesterday.. Bus? nahhh, DONE and so all-the-time.. Car? YES!!! so A, B, C, D and E is goona drive.. Who are they? go figure.. licence on the way..!! ok, ey noe these whole thang is random.. we even discuss about the theme and attire.. ahahakz.. paderhal rayer lamer lagi sak.. kalo bobal ngan syed byby pasal nie.. conferm dier ckp, "puaser cukup ke tk?".. wtv ehk syed, paderhal ko yang slalu hasot one by one suroh jgn puaser.. ey noe eu never sae, but when eu buy the blueberry tea, big bottle some more.. it speaks a volume okay.. ahahakz.. then tok about how it came about.. so let me enlighten ya'all how it start.. the actual biography!!!

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once upon a time, during the ferst semester of skewl.. year one.. back in 2006.. din and ayeb were from the same class. they didnt even tok to each other.. both tot that each other is a mat rep. in actual, one is a little slow while the other is a super hyper fana.. so under certain circumstances, they became frens.. and there were afad.. afad is amazing in his own ways.. wild dog or whut!!! dah kener buang skola.. mak bapak tak tau(6months ehk kawan2).. jual rokok tu pulak.. haizz.. ahahakz.. so afad, ayeb and din became frens.. and there were adilla and nana vodka aka kyotiqah.. ey shall skipped the event of where am ey currently.. its nort relevant.. like AT ALL!!! random kan..?! ahahakz.. so aniwae.. ayeb start to pull me and fiza mummy to open.. and it was weird at ferst.. they have this thing in common.. so ey was rather quiet.. at the same time.. ey was bestiiesss with yana lima aka lona.. and ey also knew miza campbell.. ey noe miza thru ayul.. and also ira.. coz ira and miza are/were BESTIE!!!...

so nal came along.. at ferst ey tot nal was like this budak tk skola kind of person.. he and his baju manu merah dah biru, eh ah eh ah.. very quiet.. very silence.. he only toks wen he want to tok.. ruper2 dier pon bdk TP.. ahahakz.. totally unexpected.. so few daes before my arrival to open, there was zmannnggooo.. with the rambot kelepek and everything.. totally buruk lah.. is GEELLLIIII... so me, zmall and nal were like the second phase of open.. afad, din and ayeb were like the PIONEERS.. and everytime ey wanna be the pioneer, ayeb mati2 tk bagi.. sial kan..?! ahahakz.. everytime kalo aku, din, afad and ayeb lepak and tok about open history, nanti ayeb mesti cakap facing din and afad.. "ko ingat tk dulu, kiter tiga start open and we are the pioneers of open".. and he said that loudly with my presence abeh mata cuicui aku.. busted kan..?!!! mcm nak kener kan aku..

oh yyaaaarrr(yana style), there was hadi prasana on wtv it is.. tapi member dah NS.. ahahakz..

so during the 2007 freshman orientation camp.. me ayeb din and afad participated.. and so is yana and miza and irah.. and zee hasif ahmad they all..

WAIT!!!!!!!! NI DAYAH AKU TK TAU DARI MANER DIER DATANG!!!!!! SUMPAH AKU TK TAHU!!!

so aniwae, during the orientation camp, that is when yana, miza, ira, zee, rizki, elfie, ahmad, hasif came to the picture.. so the family grows bigger.. on top of that, since afad was from 4j, the jokers had become part of us.. so there were hadi, hafiz, haris byby bonus, farehin etc etc. so other external member includes thier spouse.. from dayah we have farhan, from miza we hav khai, from afad many many girls, we have the many many girls, from rizki we have iqah.. from yana, just like afad, we have many many.. ahahakz.. kidding guys! so from the freshman camp, we adopt syed byby.. coz syed were frens of zee..

so as months go by, there were supershaa, ayaka, dinie, adi irfan etc etc.

ey would be lying if there werent any fighting, especially TEENAGE POLITICS among us.. but we always settle things fast.. fighting make us stronger.. external interference even make us stronger.. coz this exuberant clan, nort many can sustain its quantity and quality..

2007 theme: Black cloth escapade

2008 theme: Ocean de fleurs

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2009 theme: Chariots of fire

Coz this year is RED!!

until then.. Yana, that martian tinks we dunno "it" is back from the slums of the universe!!! oxox.. off to eat mud pie at TCC and watch 2.45am show(bloody valentine).. Din are eu out oready?!!!!

Labels: oh sweet sweet taboo

.Thursday, February 26, 2009 ' 9:28 AM U

hypnotized.

Poised to lead

Ferstly, ey would like to reply the tags ferst.. Ey'll tell eu guys whether eym in or nort once ey commence flying.. (",)..

Secondly

Ok, so exams are over!!!! Eym so glad that ey dun have to muddle my eyes memorizing notes which till now, the words are still lingering at the back of my brain causing unstoppable mesmerizing feeling; speaking abt the cups and cups of black coffee ey had each night just to sustain insomnia.. pfftt.. thank god ey dun hav to sit fer another exam.. ey barely sleep, ey barely eat.. eym so weak, eyve been suffering fer weeks.. and ey even paitow takraw todae.. too tired sia.. slept fer str8 24 hrs the day after my last paper..

Lets do a little C programming, and evaluate the end result thru watchdog..

#include

void main()

{

char subjpass, graduate;

if (subjpass <>

graduate = 'N';

else

graduate = 'Y';

}

So basically, what ey meant was that if ey am able to clear all subjects, meaning to say passing those 4 final subject, 40 entries later eu will see me in my grad gown, if nort.. Hi TP!

Well, b4 my majors ey went out with the great peeps from open and when partaying with the fabZ from secondary school.. Right now eym hibernating fer 2 weeks.. After tat is part-time job hunting.. So, March is goonnna be a bz month.. Too many plans=lots of money to be used.. From Prom which is this 4th march all the way burfdae celeb on the 30th march.. In between is reunions, chalet, partying, bbq, overseas trip.. and hell yeah ey carnt wait fer bali, tioman&KL, another KL trip and Europe TRIP!!! But ey have one aim fer this year.. Ey wanna finish up my Espanol(spanish) lesson!!! For the time being no hablo espanol. estoy triste laahhh.. ok, conferm eu will be no entiendo. ahahakz. so mum!! dad!! ayudeme por favor.. pay my classes fee and estoy alegre. cuanto es? hmm. no lo se'... te amor!!

Ayeb and Din getting GST money, so gonna ketok them this saturday when we are out partaying.. b4 tat, congratz to my all time favouriteeeee bestie FIZA and ADI, they finnaly had their baby boy.. healthy and everything.. name is Norhendra Maurice Paton.. Cute giler lah sark.. hendra is the first born of the next generation of open.. ahahakz.. Congratz again eu guys..

and yeah, AYEB, DIn, we are visiting them this saturdae..

To miza, khai, yana, dayah, farhe and afad and zmall.. Dun forget shopping on monday..

Wooohooo!!!...

ey swear ...

EY LOVVVVEEEE MMMMYYY LIFEEE!!!!!!!!

until then.. eu noe the name, signing off...

There are 2 kind of evil pple,

one hu do evil things,

and the other,

sees someone do evil things,

and NORT do aniting about it.

Labels: kiss me thru the phone

.Friday, February 20, 2009 ' 5:58 AM U

hypnotized.

At full swing

Its over for clinical labaratory equipment and micro-controller technology.. Pffts! Ey still have biostatistic and medical imaging and visualization to finish

and EYM DONE WIF SKEWL..!! Hopefully ey pass lor.. oh yeah, and MCT paper was mad hard okay..

yeah, last dae of skewl was really sadzing.. But, on wednesday, after my papers, the ferst ting ey do is to blog about the recent stuff.. pffts!! since some pple just cudnt undestand the fact that eym having majors.. haizz.. oh yeah.. NEW PHONE!! Touch screen.. LG!! pfft.. GTH with ya'all whu are still using keypads.. ahahakz.. kidding.. importantly, ey have to take pix with everyone ey noe in TP.. and PROM NIGHT is on the 4th march.. gosh!! eym still considerng on buying that vest from salvatore feregamo.. its fcukingly hell expensive.. online shopping.. pffts!

until then, guess wad.....? eym a great way to fly.... oxox!

im a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and stars...

Labels: Dexteritas

.Saturday, February 14, 2009 ' 1:53 PM U

hypnotized.

SWIRL 360 degrees

WHAT AN IDIOT?!! From the moment ey see euur face, my instincts perfectly tells me that eu are a wrecker. These fingers aint gonna punch no nouns yet. Go figure, for now, readers can just assume. Wad a whore..!!! Carnt believe pple like these still exist. Eu are such a disgrace and an insult to euur particular species. Just because eu portray positive actions, speak brilliant words, doesnt mean eu are an angel that falls from the sky. Key reflections that appropriately suit euur perogatives are those that resembles wild behavioral traits; Keep up the conceited, rude and insolent.atrocious and defiant attitude of euurs, eu aint gonna accomplish those long miles, its a definate YES that euur journey will be procrastinated with obstacles that's gonna rob away all euur treasures of happiness. And stop expressing euur innermost aspirations thinking that people will fathom euur level of intentions. On top of that, dun think euur pessimistic mindset is gonna compass eu directions that will embed eu extreme bliss. Eu are nort some dictator and eu aint ruling no monarchy. Go ahead and report in all euur armies of skanks, its nort of any use. Euur opponents work with formidable weapons.

Go engage euurself with some "rat-poison" diet to perform some pathetic suicide and die. Maybe god have bigger plans for eu in euur next life.

until then, eu noe eu wont be adore.. FYFY!!

Labels: ey noe eu are real good la la la la la

. ' 1:11 AM U

hypnotized.

Spending my last outings b4 my majors with the forever buddies. Thurdae double "0" with high skewl mates. Saturday valentine outing with Open. Sunday bbq at clubhouse with junior-high!!!

Then it will be study week!!

The following will be Exams!!!!!!!!!

See ya'all on the 25th February after my majors..!

until then, eu noe hu to adore.. oxox!

cause it's too late,
there's no escape,
might as well face it,
we're stuck with each other
ain't nothing ya'all can do about it

Labels: oh we will always be the young folkz

.Wednesday, February 11, 2009 ' 6:52 AM U

hypnotized.

Totally Ruthless

We book a clubhouse all to ourselves!!! There was a steam room, sauna, the extremely hawt jacuzzi and the normal pool on top. Kiter mcm step mcm gossip girls season1 when dorang somer sneak into the swimming pool and party and have boost. but we decided to maintain it.

so ey met ib at his void deck. then syah came over.. few minutes later razak came over.. then fahmi came over.. lela was too tired from work.. jelli met str8 there and of course, so is banu.. syairul, or yana hu prefer the term raul E, eeeeewwww, came late from work..

so as soon as we reach there, ey quickly recki the whole place.. and try-test the pool.. panas giler.. tapi sedap sark.. nort to forget conferm shit lapar giler.. so we ordered pizza.. from canadian.. sedapzing lah.. ahahakz..

then after that, pack pack, we chill at the lobby.. facing the open field in the round table.. we chat, laugh all the time.. pick on one another.. it was crazee.. best thing abou us is that, we never hate each other or hold grudges.. tapi kiter KUAT lancau-wei one another.. ahahakz.. which makes the whole thing funny.. the bond is really strong.. 11 years down the road, still inseparable.. well again, ey like to term it as 11 years and NORT counting.. coz we noe its forever.. hmm, if someone said in three years from now, my frendship with anione will be long gone.. eyll definitely stand up and PUNCH them out..

at RC, ib's blk..

feat fahmi, razak,syah, ib and nate
(razak, police coast guard is calling liao)

its freaking hawt lor.

aisyah and jellinan

the balls are aching!! its hawt!!

kaki stop it sark satu satu..!
oh yar, tats faizal behind..

totally sedapzing..

lay down and snap!

anione has one dollar?
-all coins drop-

The thai and the pakistani

eu got that eu hang up

until then, eu noe hu to adore.. oxox!

There's only family and friends,
no family, friends and foes..

Labels: coz ey love the place wer the sun is owaes shining

. ' 6:08 AM U

hypnotized.

The Royal on Scott

Last saturdae was fab fab fab!! Finally me, afad, din, ayeb and nal get to gather arnd like last time. Well ey came last to the chalet beccooozzzzz din was super lambat. well dier nak kener fectch mak dier. so anyway, make my way to chalet and then visit my brother's fren chalet. so eu noe, they very the lazerzing. they were asking "OK SO DID EU GET IT?" (well dun bother asking, only close frens noe).. then ey was like "ngah tunggu reply from the management?".. thier tone was scary larh.. ok eu guys are lost.. fine..

then meet miza, azeri and marni.. together with syed byby and zmmanngo. anyway, despite the short meet up at downtown, we were lauging our ass off. with every crazee antics. lagi2 part sabrina kener kacau on the phone.. busted sark korang.. tag team on dier.. dier uhuhu aku sark. oh tk ehk?

so me and din got hungry, so we went over to white sands mcdonalds to have supper. MCSPICY!! coz the chalet makanan nak dekat habis.. oh yar, did ey mention ey dun noe was the host of the chalet. ok, so the cashier at Mcd was irritating. Cols dier color merah.. mcm mak mak nyer.. then ader flower flower.. disgusting zing sark flower flower dier.. then biler dier nak bagi receipt, the receipt terjatoh kat sauce.. then ey was like in her face "OH MY GOD, EY NEED A BITCH-FIT!!!".. then during supper, me and din was like gossiping abt everyone. in a good way lah. and we were toking about this particular girl, which we really care for.. we are very afraid that she might lose her path and sight.. gosh!!

so back to the chalet.. oh yaaarrr! Din almost killed me on the road. he accelerate significantly.. and freakingzingly drag his ferst trottle.. due to "some law of physics".. issit call inertia? ok watever.. ey almost fall back.. and the wind resistance was fcuk tup.. cross wind sia.. then pecut giler babi.. can get tank slap sia.. mcm tornado.. no wait.. mcm cyclone.. ahahakz.. so anyway, afad and ayeb is mabok.. afad is being annoying as owaes.. pffft!!

PIX ARE WITH ZMANGO! SEND ME!

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Interesting facts of the dae!!

Well.. During the historic civilian wars, when there are no casualties or death.. A writing was put up so that everyone can read. it says O.K. which stands for 0-killed(zero-killed).. therefore. everyone say ok, ok.. meaning everything is alright. As a result, ok was used thereafter whener someone wants to acknowledge anything tha is fine.. ok?

until then, eu noe hu to adore.. oxox!

Character, is the ability,
to carry out a good resolution,
long after the excitement of the moment has passed..

Labels: sinful pleasure

.Friday, February 6, 2009 ' 6:40 AM U

hypnotized.

Hot and Cold

Hilmi was so freakkiinggg lazy to fetch me at tamp.. so ey have to make my way to yishun. . so we met at northpoint mcd then proceed to east coast. trust me. eu guys shud be glad to have a fren like me hu noes the road well. ey give very good direction. biaserlah, ey got superb navigation. ahakz.. oh yar, so there were ur's truly, hilmi, alley cat, fizah and dayat. pfftt.. lamer per tk nampak dayat. dulu semaser sec daes sachok.. skrg dah mcm ahbeng sark.. mainly becoz of the hair.. tat is whut hilmi says..

so, we went to ICE CREAM CHEF to have dessert. Funny thing was, we had dessert ferst before anything else. the thing is that, everyone is freaking hungry.. tapi somer step SUGAR RUSH, nak makan dessert dulu.. watever ehk krg(supershaa style)..!! its kinda expensive lor.. tapi ok larh.. nort bad.. ey order shokalate yummy mix with brownie.. iqa got kiwi passion mix with something something.. hilmi got oreo cookies mix with oreo and hidayat got durian mix with kinder bueno.. and yeah.. there were alooottt of stuff to mix with.. ader kinder bueno, mars, oreo, koko crunch.. bnyk giler uhr.. PUAS HATI..! and its near my brother x-skewl, St patrick.

after that send fiza home at Jurong, jauh or whut.. in the car, while hilmi is driving, all of us was watching ANOTHER CINDERELLA STORY on the screen.. member boring tk dpt tengok..

after that went to A&Z at yishun to eat mee soto.. sedap giler sark mee soto dier.. ni serious shit nyer.. boleh pengsan.. wanting some more nyer..

then send iqa home.. so while hilmi send iqa upstairs, ey ask hilmi fer the car keys.. ahahakz.. mcm biaser jugak, start the car and DRIVE ARND!! oh yar, so ey turn on the headlights, step on the brake and shift the gear to reverse mode.. then wen ey let go of the brake slowly, the freaking car wasnt moving.. ey was like.. WTF!! rupernyer, handbrake lah belum trun kan.. so ey took a couple of rounds.. then tk sempat nak park kreter, hilmi caught me red handed.. shit.. ey promise to only setakat nak dengar lagu jer.. oh yar, my parking was perfectorr lor, satu kali masok jer.. AHAHAHA!!

PIX ARE WITH IQA. SEND ME!!!

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Interesting facts fer the dae..

Long during the ancient England time.. Pple wer nort allow to anyhow anyhow have sex.. unlike now.. haizz.. mentang mentang hotel kat geylang somer dah murah.. wah wah wah.. kawan2 aku satu-satu... uuuuuiiiiii, sampai nak jadi membership.. ader DAH PUN BUAT membership.. ahahakz.. ok, so anyways, those hu want to have sex, need the King's permission.. so after getting the kings permission, they will have sex in the room (like durrhh, tk kan kat sink, oh.. kat sink pun boleh ehk..? hmmm then kat dalam ice box boleh?).. wait wait, back to the topic.. siak korang, pikir pasal sink somer.. okok, so when they have sex, they will display this cardboard-hanger thing on the knob saying FUCK.. which stands fer FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT OF THE KING..so that is wer fuck come from.. so if people now, yeah, people like you, you, you and you hu hang DO NOT DISTURB at euur hotel door knobs, they hang FUCK.. ok.. tats all..

until then, eu noe hu to adore... oxox!

To live a life of purpose..
meaning and enduring joy..
ey will be the leader of my own life...

Labels: sshhhoookollaaatey

.Wednesday, February 4, 2009 ' 4:54 AM U

hypnotized.

History Beneath

These pple just fetish going to ford canning.. Dun understand why.. ok so we had a movie at 2am at cathay dhoby ghaut.. anyways, in order to kill time.. we explore fort canning.. AGAIN!! Like dun noe how many time pun nak pergi.. well.. there was this mansion look-a-like.. kalo rumah aku.. puas hati sark..!! so we snap pix there.. and there were lesbians there oso.. hmm.. so aniwae, we ordered Mcd.. and shit, to dae was my turn to treat em'.. fcukers!!

They sarcastically bought the same drink as me.. ok, next red belongs to ib, L&M red belongs to me and Viceroy methol belongs to Fahmi.. Kental sark ni kucing, hisap menthol.. pfft!!

until then, eu noe hu to adore.. oxox!

. ' 4:41 AM U

hypnotized.

Coastal Rica

Fahmi, as usual, selllaaluuu lambat.. okok, ey admit, ey was late at times.. tapi dekni nyer lambat.. pffftt!!! lamer per tunggu.. and ib said.. "krg asek lambat jer, ntext time aku nyer turn uhr lambat".. well, ironically, ib si tempang ni cepat.. ahahakz..

so fahmi fetch us from pasir ris mrt and we drove to pasir ris park.. coz it was his sister b'dae.. so its celebration..!!!

well, food and food and food.. boleh mati sark!! perut cam nak meletup.. but we had fun.. especially the crazee antiques.. oh yar, there were fahmi little siblings.. well nort little animore.. ten years back, they all look like midgets.. sekarang.. dah gedek gedek sark satu2.. ahahakz.. still, they are nic creatures.. (creatures or whut)..

anyway.. we plan to go home early but end up thoning there.. well, as eu can see, the past post got no pix.. but this time.. ADER GAMBAR!!!!!

until then, eu noe hu to adore.. oxox!

Labels: behavioral tendacies and traits

. ' 4:19 AM U

hypnotized.

The Barrage

RING RING!! RING RING!! ok, so its alley cat.. she was like
"BITCH, WER ARE EU..?"
and ey was like, "EYM AT HOME.. WHY?"
"Let's go out..!!"
"OKAY!!"
and ey cud here hilmi at the background "BITCH.. BITCH!!" belo sark..

ok, so they fetch me from home and ey was like "can we go eat..?"
then atiqah was suggesting to eat steak at AMK hub..
then ey was like.. how bout POPEYE..??!!
ok so there we are, at popeye terminal one.. OH YAR, the parking fcuking expensive lor..
3.47cents per minute..!! giler sark.. so we spend like 2 hrs like tat at airport only lah..
coz nanti hilmi conferm bising kalo lamer2.. ahahakz..

ok, then we proceed to Marina Barrage.. ey tot marina barrage was fcuking stoopid lah.. but the view is magneticzing(magnificing) lahhhh.. especially the CBD view, and eu can see the ferris wheel riming itself with the lightings.. gerek.. cumer boring nyer NO SMOKING..!!
then kat saner ader mcm pond lah, with the mini fountain and everything, so we remove our slippers and walk in the water.. gereksing lah.. oh yar, rmb to bring extra clothes if eu are going to be very violent there.. and its FREAKING COLD lah.. the wind is like blowing and blowing and blowing...

then we went to the drive thru mcdonalds at kallang.. and ey just noe that KFC got drive thru oso lah.. so anyway, we decided to settle on dessets only.. so me and hilmi had apple pie, alley C and puT had sundae..

we had our dessert at Kallang bridge.. yeah.. so todae's outing is all about bridges and barrages.. water here, water there.. including changi airport(on top of water okay, its on reclaimed land)

till then, eu noe hu to adore.. oxox!

PIX ARE WITH ALLEY CAT!! SEND ME!!

This is Life,
not heaven...
Ey dun hav to be perfect...

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