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.Thursday, July 31, 2008 ' 7:36 PM U
hypnotized.

1st August 2008
Ok so eym late fer skewl.. AGAIN!! fcuk..! and all euu can sae is sorry.. fcuk.. ok.. eym going private soon.. ahakz.. just had nasi lemak just now.. and smoke a couple of sticks.. going lunch later at ITAS.. waffles here ey come..!! ahakz.. Prada and kiki is being super quiet todae.. and eym the only noisy one anrd.. boring keper aku..
ok, so in the afternoon me and the usual peeps had our lunch at it itas.. snap as many pix as we want with wifey psp.. it has a usb connected camera on it.. kewl sia.. and of course.. it was flooded with prada's pix.. oh yar, 1st august marks a special dae, BECOZ EYM MARRIED TO UHUHU-WHITE.. ok mrepek.. ahakz.. and prada, being a homewrecker just like rizki.. ok, ey betta nawt sae it..
then while they were still at itas ey hav to go home a while to get small a really big bag fer her to pack some stuff in coz she's sleeping over fiza's place..
then wen back to skewl.. do some project stuff.. if nawt nanti "supervisor" marah.. pfftt.. so in the afternoon ey went to open.. and thx wifey fer the pix!! euur prezzie is still with me..! ahakz.. ok.. so we snap some pix again.. with the PSP.. then met osh kosh.. osh accm me to woodlands to meet my dad.. take $$$$$.. while ey was at dad's place, he went to send off his mom.. coz his mom is going to KL.. some relatives getting married there.. but kecik decided not to go.. still dunno why.. ahakz.. so after that he fetch me at woodlands.. then head to fiza place fer some little rewang.. fiza was looking pretty exhausted.. in fact extreme exhausted.. ey told her to go to sleep.. but instead, she still wants to get everything prepapred and done.. crazee right..? omg!! paderhal besok nak kahwin.. and its 5am she is still not asleep.. pfft!!!
then lepak all then lepak all the way until 5am in the morning b4 we head home.. kecik slept at my place.. ok.. it was fcuking tired.. paderhal tk buat apape intensive werk.. so just as ey was about to sleep.. ader org tu ajak bobal.. until at one point of time, the convo got hang and both went to sleep.. the end!!!

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. ' 9:24 AM U
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31st July 2008
Ey dunno wat to blog about todae.. So ey decided to copy and paste some parts of different songs lyrics.. Each point is fer different pple.. dah tkder kerjer.. nak buat aper kan orang cakap.. Songs fer khay, hamizah, di, ayeb, yana, superS, osh'kosh, dayah, nisa, nal, syazia, miza and rizki.. aku tau lah merepek.. watever sia aku..!! ahahakz..

PS: have euu guys tries teh tarik peng with milo..? sedap ke aper..!!!!!!!

ok fine.. someone complain about not blogging properly.. so here ey go blogging properly.. this is an edit.. ferstly, ey want to sae sorry to my childhood bestfren, ib, fer nawt coming to hospital.. he met a serious accident.. rabak giler.. my mum nag to me everyday abt nawt visiting hym.. maybe eym just too busy.. ey am busy.. some pple just dun see it.. watever seh korang.. yes ey noe, aku been such a bad fren lately.. in fact all the time, since primary skewl.. always the sturborn, naive, childish, or watver seh yg ko leh pikirkan.. but ib is the only fren in the world that can tolerate aku peh every stoopid nonsense, sampai ke tua aku raser.. ahakz.. nawt forgetting fahmi, banu and aisyah..

ok so ey was early fer skewl todae.. reach skewl, met prada.. run some projects errand.. then in the afternoon they decide to watch dark knight.. but aku tk gi coz ey have oready watch it.. so met osh kosh, had lunch at his place.. watch some stoopid lame movies and half way both of us fell asleep at his living room.. at 3pm ey went home.. switch on the aircon and sleep all the way till 5pm b4 ey return back to skewl.. in skewl while prada was busy strutting her stuff.. being a popular girl in skewl.. especially after getting fame since sophomore year orientation camp.. ey was busy with uhuhu brown.. yes, ey noe that euu noe ey called euu uhuhu brown.. and ey oready explain to euu.. and thx fer the swiss roll nisa!!

then arnd 6pm ey send wifey to RP coz she wants to watch rugby match which she doesnt fathom anything abt rugby.. so while she went to watch rugby with some frens ey went to sis place.. played with irfan.. ferstly, he was all quiet.. gazing at me with his small sepet eyes.. then wen ey was on the phone with his cik kecik, he started CRYING.. damn.. it happens all the time wen eym on the phone.. kecik2 dah pandai jealous.. ikot prangai saper pon tk tau.. ahahakz.. (familiar keper line, ehk miza? ehk yana? ehk aidil? ehk ayeb?) ahahahakz..

and so ey sent SS home.. she goes on and on toking and toking.. and there was this funny part abt wad ogy mum said to her, "haiz.. muker jer lawah, tapi gelojo".. ahahakz.. ey was laughing my ass off at CTE all the way to PIE.. and pls stop stripping me in the middle of the road..!!!! next time ey shall wear a shirt inside my jacket.. pfft! ahakz..

then after that ey met osh kosh.. ahahakz.. suker pakai yellow top ko trun bawah..? ahakz.. we bought ciggies.. then off to changi to buy my supper.. ey was super duper hungry.. so we sat by the beach.. eat, chat, smoke, tok about aeroplane most of the time..

so kecik need to use the bike tmr.. so he sent me home.. and kecik, one more thing.. ok ey betta nawt sae it.. ahakz..

ok.. tats all.. puas hati ko..? ahahahakz..

PS: Might going private soon..!!!

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.Wednesday, July 30, 2008 ' 8:06 AM U
hypnotized.

30th July 2008
Ferst of all, Dayah did someting totally bimbo.. Me, her and prada were playing game.. With a very long word.. we must break up the words to find other smaller words.. for example, from the word entertainment, we can get tame, enter, men, man, net, in, an, tent and ecetera ecetera.. So we had this word "SINGAPORE".. so we discovered words such as sing, sang, sung, spores, pores, nap, gap, pan.. and dayah was so bimbo, that she ran out of ideas, plus, yana always discover someting long, andshe wants dayah to suggest someting long.. So she proudly say " SINGAPORE".. bimbo sak!! belo betol.. ahahahakz.. abeh cakap mcm miss singapore kat pagent pagent- as wat prada tinks..
Nothing much to blog about todae.. So ey went lunch again at ITE tamp.. With prada, wifey, miza,dayah, kiki,ed ab budha, osh kosh, afad ssss..
then went to afad house to watch movie.. criter mepek sak.. super heroes and criter aper ntah.. then thx ehk kecik basah kan sluar aku..
then went back to skewl.. meet wifey at mushroom.. coz she wants to withdraw so cash to treat me..!!!!! thx alot wifey..!! *winks*
then at open syed, afad and osh kosh main takraw.. me and prada, as usual.. we with our normal routine.. it was laughing and laughing and laughing.. LOL!! LMAO!! AHAHAKZ!! HAHAS!! HAHA!! She's one great fren to tok with.. Serious or emo.. Prada's the best..!!
then syed did someting stoopid while tying to tapak bola.. Kaki dier tersangkot kat net.. then dier lost balance.. so biler dier jatoh.. dier sawop net skali.. sampai koyak sak net.. prangai kongfu panda sia..
ok.. then after that send kecik home.. and ey reach home.. wifey wants me to cut my nails.. wen her nails are so sharp that she hurt my right arms.. grrrr!! ok nites reader..
PS: N, tk sanggup seh nak repeat one more year with euu.. but euu'll get euur prezzie.. and we'll hav the limousine ride during prom.. xoxo..

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.Tuesday, July 29, 2008 ' 9:04 AM U
hypnotized.

28 July 2008
Ey carnt rmb wad ey did actually.. But guess wad, prada said someting amazing the other dae.. We were on our way to a lecture theatre at level 4.. We were at level 3.. So ey assume she wanted to take the elevator.. nak ajer stuck on the elevator ngan aku.. but she said someting miraculously shocking.. ey was walking towards the lift, and she stop me and sae.. "oik, ko nak gi maner? naik tangga jer uhr".. ahahakz.. ey was like WOW!!! is that really coming from prada's mouth..? ferst time ey heard yana wanting to climb the stairs.. ahakz..
In the afternoon ey had to go run some errands fer my sister.. its regarding her maternity leave.. then wen ey reach her skewl.. her colleague, Ms. Nureen.. ok wait.. this nureen is 28 this year.. but she is one fcuking hawt teacher.. and she is one potential milf.. then ey ask my sister whether Ms. Nureen is married or nort.. and guess wad.. she is NAWT!! eym 20, she's 28... ok per.. dun act like as if euu guys nv heard of demi moore and ashton kutcher.. ahakz..
then while otw to my sister place, coz ey need her to sign some stuff with prior to her maternity leave, ey drop by RP to have lunch with osh kosh.. we ordered yong tau fu and 2 bowl of rice.. the yong tau fu is fugly.. in fact all yong tau fu sux.. ey nvr like yong tau fu.. aper lah yg sedap sngt.. ahakz.. and kecik finish 2 bowls of rice.. including mine.. biaserlah.. budah gemok.. then osh kosh show me arnd his skewl.. ok.. RP quite nice oso lah..
then after that ey went back to skewl.. ey need to go back to skewl.. coz ey need to see my uhuhuhu brown!!!!!!! ey tink she noes it oready sia.. thx to yana.. but its okay.. euu are still my prom date and ey wont ditch euu fer no other..
so after skewl we go play takraw with afad, haris, kiki, hafiz, syed.. And someone brought my shoe fcuking late.. watever lah sey.. ahakz.. and now my whole right leg is blue black.. tapi dah season sak kaki aku..!!! ahahakz.. cumer afad nyer busted kasi aku tekong ngan bola keras giler.. sialxx.. and my leg is still injured.. urutkan pls....
at open, wifey just loooovveeee giving me sarcastic remarks.. especially about the victoria's secret perfume.. yerlah yerlah.. purple has got the nicest smell ok sayang..? ahakz..
after that bought ciggies.. send osh kosh home.. dah.. tats all.. and we saw uhuhuhuhu-biru at T-mart.. make my dae sia..
29 July 2008
Finally ey get to ****** with both uhuhuhu!!!!!!

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.Monday, July 28, 2008 ' 12:28 AM U
hypnotized.

27 July 2008
So me and kecik only got one plan todae.. and that is to find thai curry chicken.. But suddenly, the whole dae seems to be pretty occupied.. For 12 hours.. we didnt even get to rest.. just take note that..
  1. We started with 10 sticks fer todae..
We dont noe wad to do the whole dae.. so osh kosh decides to go to marina square.. to window shop.. coz we need to find apparel to wear fer fiza's wedding this saturdae.. so otw to marina sq, at benjamin shreas brigde, kiter tgk mcm kecoh jer F1 nyer starting race.. its like an opening or someting.. so we head to F1 centre.. and it was really fcuking great.. we took lotsa lotsa pics of cars, cars with us, and also pictures with HOOTERS!!!!! ahahakz.. and there was this free printing section.. we printed our 4 pics of us.. it was free mah.. bought to us by canon.. and the printed pix was neatly tuck into a cardboard frame.. wait till euu guys see the pics.. and there was oso drifting and racing.. KEWL FCUK SIA..
so dah tkder pape lagi we went to MSQ.. went to zara, topman blah blah blah but still cudunt find the right outfit.. my budget is 100 jer.. damn!! and osh kosh budget is 27..? and someone is hinting fer advanced present.. ahakz.. ok besides the point, we still cudnt find the proper outfit.. the dress code is black.. ok, ey hav lotsa black clothes, my none are suitable fer weddings.. window here and there.. perut dah CROOGGG!! CROOGGG!!
so ey ask kecik to go euu tong sen to eat.. we park our bike at haji lane.. then walk all the way to bugis.. we order nasi ayam roasted.. and char kway cuttlefish.. ok.. kenyang giler.. then back to haji lane to shop again.. and we were at this shop.. called NOT FOUND.. the sales person is this lady called Claudia.. a japanese.. MAUT LAH SAK.. ok.. ey come back to that later.. so there was this burberry shirt.. it cost 129.. sialxx.. mahal keper..?!! but the cutting and everyhting baik lah sia.. so dua2 ngah pikiran giler.. ahakz.. ok back to claudia.. cleavage dier baik..
Arep: sialxx.. sebok, aku cui ko pon nak cui..?
Kecik: ehk, kalo dier tonggek ko main jugak kan..?
Arep: shall we anort..?
kecik: WE SHALL!!!!! ahahakz..
so we got claudia number..
Kecik: nak call per..?
Arep: ko giler..? desperate sngt..
kecik: ok, besok kiter call..
Arep: ok go!!!
so after bugis we went to geylang to buy najib's and razif's ciggies.. then head to tamp to meet then to pass them thier ciggies.. met MADI SACHOK there.. Madi belanjer minom.. then he wants to buy carton.. ok here the thing.. litsen here.. or read.. ok.. watever lah sey (prangai supershhaa sak ckp watever lah sey)..
Madi: aku nak beli 3 carton uhr..
Kecik: ok go..! kiter belikan..
here's the thing.. each carton supposedly cost 50 bux.. but we can get fer 45 bux.. so madi gave me and kecik 150.. but all 3 carton cost 135.. which mean kiter untung 15 dollar..
then after Madi pass us the money, we went to take our bike at Mcdonalds interchange carpark.. then terserempak ayaka and salleh ngah makan kat mcdonalds.. sweet per dua2 share satu meal.. ahahakz..
Kecik: hey, dua org ajer..?
Salleh: aper boleh buat..
ayaka: dari manr korang..?
Arep: dari tgk F1 uhr.. nak tgk gambar2..?
Salleh: ok go!
Ayaka: baik per ni pompan..
salleh: maut uhr.. (referring to hooters)
arep: korang dari maner..?
salleh: dari e-hub, tgk wayang..
kecik: 2 org jer.. ahahakz..
ayaka: ahakz.. dua org ajer.. aku ngan salleh slalu dating..
kecik: korang prangai aku ngan arep.. dua org jer pon boleh hidop.. ahakz..
arep: ah2 sia.. kiter ingatkan kiter dua jer prangai gini..
our conclusion is that ayaka=arep, and salleh=osh kosh.. reason..

ok here's the best part.. dua2 dah tkder duit.. then suddenly my mom gave 10 bux and my sister gave another 10 bux.. dah kaya!! not too mention we profit 15 bux from Madi sachok.. ahahakz.. but we hav to make our way to woodlands.. coz my sister need me to take some stuff coz she need me to run some errand fer her.. we need to hurry coz osh kosh promise his mom he'll be back by 11pm..

unfortunately, the pple we owaes buy carton from havent get his stock.. so we go to another dealer.. but that dealer sell 1 carton fer 50 bux.. nak untung aper kan dorang ckp.. ahahakz.. so me and kecik waited and waited until 12.30am.. baru $45/carton nyer stock masok.. we quickly rush to bedok to send madi his ciggarette.. and madi gave us 1 box of ciggeies.. then aidil brother pesan 1 box of ciggies.. so we bought another box fer hym.. reach home arnd 1.30am.. so we untung 15 dollars and 1 box of ciggies fer making business with madi.. ahahakz..

oh yarr!!!!!!!!! ey almost forgot.. about small.. lets tok about her some other time.. ok go!!

ok.. anitially we started with ten sticks right..? and at the end of the dae.. we are left with 4 sticks.. so from 1pm till 1.30am.. we only smoke 6 sticks.. unbelievable keper..?

Overall, we tink that it was a really great and kecohrable day!!

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.Saturday, July 26, 2008 ' 10:15 PM U
hypnotized.

25 July 2008
Ey came to skewl late again.. thx to osh kosh.. hu initially dont wanna go skewl.. and then he influence me not to go to skewl.. but in the end, he decides to go to skewl.. Ey was like WTF!! ahahakz.. coz he slept at my place again last night.. ok.. lets not tok about porn pix.. ahahakz.. coz in any time sooner it can go worldwide.. ahakz.. so kecik.. euu betta be nice.. ahakz..
So as ey reach skewl, the ferst person ey saw was prada.. Winking and smiling at me.. Well, it really brightens euur dae wen someone smile at euu.. it really does.. especially wen the part ey saw prada smiling at me cheeky-ly, the sun was like shining directly at me.. like literally.. ahakz.. so that explains why..
so we decide to go smoke at this secluded place in TP.. case tempat kalo ko main pon org tk akan kacau.. ahakz.. we smoke, gossips, share stories.. smoke again.. and prada was toking about wanting to get married at the age of 23.. giler sakk dekni.. dah gatal sngt ker..? ahahakz.. relek lah.. if it was me.. im dun care at wad aged.. as long as everything is fully stable.. house, pekakas rumah, car, R1.. then baru kahwin.. then suddenly one stoopid TSO came..
TSO: Wad are euu guys doing..?
Yana: We sitting and chatting only..
Arep: Euu too serious lah..
-at this point of time, the ciggies pack is on my hand
TSO: Wad's that in euur hand..?
Arep: ciggies box, carnt euu see..
TSO: Euu are not suppose to smoke euu noe..
Arep: Do we look like we are smoking now..?
TSO: No..
Arep, Yana: THEN?!
-then she go away..
ok so we had lunch at ITE tamp.. coz supershaa wants to eat there.. We were there with afad, ayeb, munky, ed ab budha, dayah palz, supershaa and last but not least.. UHUHUHUHUHU BIRU!!! let me tell euu, ITE tamp food can be sucky, but the best part is that euu can smoke at the canteen.. and euu can practically see ciggies bud all over the floor.. kewl fcuk keper!!
after lunch we decide to lepak at the block in front of safra.. as usual, we was fcuking lazy to walk.. so ey hav to pillion uhuhuhu biru.. afad was riding ayeb's bike, and ey dun hav confident tumpang afad.. and uhuhu biru seat is fcuking irritating.. lincin giler sak..
Arep: Seat ko biadap sia..
uhuhu: Best kan main slide slide? Ko slide ajer, aku tk kesah..
Arep: Otak ko.. sakit sak adik aku..
uhuhu: ehz, duduk depan2 sikit.. pls..
Arep: ko nak ajer aku duduk depan2..
Arep, uhuhu: ahahahakz..
Arep: tknk bodoh..
uhuhu: duduk ajer depan2..
Arep: yerlah yerlah..
Based on this convo, kiki and yana will sae: Ni arep sialxx!!!! ahakz..
ok so we head back to skewl.. then after that lepak open.. then arnd nite ey hav to go my sister place to take charger.. camera charger actually.. ey went wif osh kosh.. then osh kosh gotta send someone to pasir ris.. so ey he send me home ferst.. then suddenly, ey fell asleep.. osh kosh called me but unfortunately, my hp and everyhting is wif hym.. so he decide to go home.. the end!!
26 July 2008
Kecik: Wad plan todae..?
Arep: slalu aku jer plan.. ko pulak uhr..
Kecik: popeye..?
Arep: shall we anort?
Kecik: we shall..
Arep: Ayeb..?
Kecik: his working lah..
Arep:ehz.? okk.. busy sngt lah ni assistant producer.. ahahakz..
so me and kecik went to popeye at airport.. and we didnt ride to airport.. we decide to take the bus.. feeling2 naik public transport.. ahahakz.. paderhal minyak dah top up.. so reach airport, we alight at T3, jalan jalan there coz ey hav nvr been to T3..
Arep: jom tgk aeroplane..
kecik: mcm budak kecik sak nak tgk aeroplane..
Arep: pls pls pls..
kecik: yerlah....
then reach viewwing hall..
Kecik: come on uhr, aku dah lapar..
Arep: kejap, wait fer at least one plane to take off..
Kecik: okay then..
-10 mins later
Arep: lambat per.. jom uhr makan..
Kecik: YES!! Lets take SKYTRAIN!!
Arep: mcm budak kecik sak nak naik skytrain..
so we went to T1 popeye.. bought a buddy meal.. ey dunno whether its called buddy meal lah.. but it seems like it.. after lunch ingatkan nak jalan jalan crown plaza hotel.. but no time, coz kecik gotta go to work.. so we head home.. then ey sent hym to work then ey head to RP!!! Got gig!! Plainsunset sia.. and kecik tot tat ey wudnt go alone.. but ey did.. he says if ey go, he will treat me..
Plainsunset was duper kewl.. Ey fcuking like the songs..
ey got a song.. Its from plainsunset, my fav from plainsunset, besides closure, children in love and riversong.. dedicated to osh'kosh and ayeb, who has to work on that dae, and to Din Humprey who no longer has a bike.. To miza who no longer has her phone.. To yana hus crazee over SH.. To Dinie and uhuhu-biru hu also has to work.. To dayah busy werking at civiv.. To mummy dearest(fiza) who is all stress up with work and wedding preparation.. Basically to the pple hu cudnt come.. Here it goes.. Its called Find a way..
Do you know that I still think about you? Even though I know that it's too late. Do you know that I'm still missing you? Especially right now you're far away. There's no need to for you to tell me that; "I'm sorry", There's no need for you to tell me that I'm sorry, I said I'm sorry, I said I'm sorry...
[Chorus:]I've got to find a way to stop you falling into my mind. I've got to find a way to keep myself from thinking of you. I've got to find a way to stop you falling into my mind. I've got to find a way to keep myself from thinking...
so after the gig ey went to my sister place.. played with irfan mirza.. then after that went to fetch kecik at work.. actually ey tot of asking Din to come follow me see plainsunset.. but member dah tkder motor.. mcm maner ehk tu..? its becoz someone is going fer bigger CC.. 400cc to be precise.. sialxx!! ko tunggu din.. jgn sampai 400cc aku kluar.. ok, part nie kalo ayeb bacer conferm dier cakap, "P plate pergi bukak dului larrrhh".. ahakz.. sialxx peh BC..
so wen ey reach osh kosh work place...
Arep: Did euu noe that ey went to watch plainsunset..
Kecik: Urrgg!! Fcuk!! geram aku ngan ko.. mcm nak pukul, tendang ko..
Arep: aku dah cakap, aku akan pergi.. ahahakz..
kecik: ahahakz.. ko tau tk, ko gi tgk plainsunset, mcm ko kluar ngan mata air aku..
Arep: too bad.. aku "kluar ngan mata air" ko.. ahakz..
ok then we went to changi fer supper.. like ey said, someone will treat me if ey went to watch plainsunset.. ahakz.. but b4 that we met ayeb.. and then met dinie at changi.. as usual, normal routine.. we went to playground prss.. ayeb's drinking session.. as usual again, ayeb temp me to drink.. and he got me drunk.. so kecik had to send me home.. sorry kecik!! and someone is irritated coz ey kept disturbing hym.. ahakz..
ok.. dah sampai rumah, abg aku pulak dkt pintu..
Arep: hey, amacam..?
ABg: suker balik mabok2..?
Arep: relek suah mabok..
Abg: boleh bau ehk, ko ingat aku tk tau ni somer..
Arep: ko boleh tolong aku..?
Abg: aper..?
Arep: tolong diam.. ahahakz.
Abg: ahahakz.. siak peh bdk, gi mandi saner.. ko ade rokok? spare aku..
Arep: ko ambek kat bag aku..
Then aku pon tido...............

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.Thursday, July 24, 2008 ' 5:37 AM U
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In the morning i feel the breeze. The sun washes over me. The sound of water the crashing sea. Is it only me that feels alive. It's all ahead of me. 'Cuz i feel so right. Just open ur eyes and see that..

Life is beautiful(so beautiful)It's beautiful to meLife is beautiful(so beautiful)It's beautiful to me..

Life can take you anywhere. You don't know where it leads you. You should know you're not alone. Just open your eyes and see that..

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.Wednesday, July 23, 2008 ' 6:33 AM U
hypnotized.

21 July 2008
Ey went to skewl late because ey had to run some errands. Its a family thing. P and C.. Anyway, as ey reach skewl, ey took out my camera and suddenly, everyone started cam-whoring. And trust me, ey take good pix. Proper focus, precise angle, sleek pose.. and ey narate my model, which is liyana, miza, dayah and rizki pretty well.. pix will be up soon.. till then.. xoxo..
So in the evening ey went to my sister place.. Play with irfan.. blah blah blah.. then accompany my mom back to tamp to take clothes coz she's sleeping over my sister place.. and gain, ey hav to accompany her back to woodlands.. then it was late.. ey miss the last 168 bus to tamp.. so terpakser nak kener call osh kosh to fetch me.. it was pretty late and member was pretty tired.. and ey DID say if he was tired, its okay, he dont have to fetch me.. but he said its fine with hym.. so okay.. so he came arnd 2am then back to tamp ey ride he pillion.. yerlah, dier dah penat giler, tk kan aku bodoh sngt nak kasih dier bawak motor kan dorang cakap.. ahahahahakz.. kat TPESLE(pronouce as TE-PE-SLUR, by afad) sejuk giler.. so bardot kat blakang tido.. abeh motor dah tk stable.. ahahakz..
ok so sampai tamp osh kosh dah lapar giler.. went to McD to buy Mcchicken and then to 711 to buy green tea.. then once reach my place, coz he slept over at my place, the Mcchicken comes w/o a patty.. ahahahkz.. so we call Mcd to complain.. then they sent us another McChicken and it comes with an apple pie..
watch step-up 2 then poop!! Tido!! Its 3.30am in the morning..
22 July 2008
7am, 7.1oam, 7,15am, 7,30am, 7.45am, 7.55am....
Arep: kecik, bangun!! skola..
Kecik: Crick crick crick crick...
8am..
Arep: Oik!! Ko tknk gi skola per?
Kecik: Eh sial uhr bus, dah pukul 8am? asal ko tk kejotkan..?
Arep, Dalam hati cakap: aku nak maki jer bdk nie.. ahahahahakz..
ok so dah siap somer we went separate ways..
once ey reach the skewl west gate, ey saw prada.. Haiz.. pagi2 dah nampak yana aka adriana aka gisele aka beyonce aka anastacia.. ahakz.. In tha morning saw me oready she started posing here and there.. crazee or wad.. ahahakz.. aku ssssssssss ko nyer t**** baru ko tau.. ahahakz..
ok so the BFC, or shud ey call us breakfast club, had our breakfast at breadboard.. then while eating osh kosh msg me.. OH! AM EY NAWT SURPRISED! "Im not going skewl todae"..
then suddenly najib, derk, tot and osh kosh came to join the BFCs fer breakfast.. ahahakz.. then we went off to the library.. lepak lepak.. then the 4 of em' had to go off to derk house.. so me, yana and riski went of to watch edward scissorhand.. ceriter gerek per.. but ey doze off half way.. b4 that me yana and riski wanted to watch diff movie.. ey wanted to watch blue crush, riski wanted to watch the italian job and yana, who won the oh-ya-beh-ya-som game, get to watch her prefered movie; edward guntinghand..
then after skewl went to open.. finally ey saw ayeb after sooo long of nawt meeting.. biserlah, org dah busy kan.. and ayeb, eym yet to hear about euur job scope; assistant director.. ahakz..
so lepak, takraw, kacau adik sabrina, blah blah blah.. then osh kosh came.. he sent me home then he went back.. arnd late at night he came over to my house to take some baju.. tick tock tick tock.. suddenly, on the 23 july 2008 at 11am, osh kosh wake me up.. dua2 tertido, dua2 demam, dua2 tk gi skola, dua2 dah lapar giler.. and dua2 left with 5 bux.. check hp, bnyk keper org msg.. sorri guys kalo tk reply..
23 July 2008
Supershaa called, trying to prank us..
Shaa: hello, boleh kenal2..?
Me and kecik: Huh..? saper nie..?
Shaa: Boleh kenal2 tk..?
kecik: Saper sak ni..? Giler ehk..?
Shaa: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKZ!
kecik: alah, ahakz.. si ayam ni... ketawer jer dah tau.. trun open tk..? Btw arep tk reply text ko sebab dier sakit..
Shaa: ok.. trun lah..
kecik: tkmo lambat.. kalo tk blanjer bbtea.. ok dokie..
Then me and kecik went to his house to take some stuff.. then he got a letter.. FROM FIZA!!!! her wedding invitation.. of course my name comes ferst.. ahakz.. oh yar, need to prepare speech and ey still dunno wad to wear fer her wedding.. pfft!! kecik dont let me open the letter.. mcm precious sngt.. not to mention he wants to cancel dayah name.. ahahakz.. we then head to dunman.. coz aidil's mom left her phone there.. so we went to take her phone.. and while otw to dunwan, ey was jabbawocking and the wedding letter flew off my hand and landed in the middle of the road.. ok.. if prada was there conferm she say "farque lah bdk gemok..!! Jari besar2 pon boleh slip off..! sialxx.. bimbo sarque dekni.." ahahakz..
ok, then kiter maseh lapar coz fer 24hrs blom makan.. so we went to breadboard to eat.. maggi goreng mcm biaser.. kakak kat breadboard gave me free nuggets.. ahahakz.. then after yana clock out we went open.. but half way ey have to meet daddy at woodlands.. dad show me pix of our house at jakarta.. it was super duper big.. ahakz.. dad told me he is gonna give me spare keys, give me my own room with air-con and internet access.. and plus, he promise to buy me one motor kapcai so ey can roam around jakarta.. ahahakz.. THX DAD!!!! But onli on one condition: if onli ey perform my prayers regularly.. hmmmm.. then ey said to hym "crick crick".. then dad was like "aper crick crick? mau atau tk mau?".. ahakz..
then went back to tamp to meet osh kosh, little small, haris and mus.. then uhuhu-biru came.. surprisingly, he uses the same hp as me.. suker pakai samer hp..? ahahakz.. ok haris, diam! aku tau ko nak comment someting..
then lapar giler, me and osh kosh went to changi fer nasi lemak.. he force me to treat hym.. and ey said ok.. tau ajer aku dah dpt duit dari bapak aku.. ahakz..
then he sent me home.. dinie got his bike back!! damn was he super happy.. and again, he keeps toking about dayah.. dayah dayah and more dayah.. suker sngt dekni ngan perkerjer civic ni.. ahahakz..
kecik cudnt sleep over my house so ey hav to sleep alone.. and ey heard ayeb went drinking last nyte.. damn hym!!! tk habis2..

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.Monday, July 21, 2008 ' 5:51 AM U
hypnotized.

20th July 2008
As usual, woke up arnd 3pm.. And osh kosh maseh blom bangun.. So ey hav to call his mom to wake hym up.. Coz we gonna go all the way to pusaraman.. Visit is late dad's grave.. And osh'kosh, if euu tink that my grand dad's name is weird, which is ronardjo, euur's is beyond the level of maximal absurdness; and the name is riteby.. ahahakz.. ronardjo and riteby.. ey tink mine sounds mighty sleek.. it has this midas touch ok.. ahahakz..
ok.. then the both of us went to vivo city to have lunch.. we eat at this chicken rice and more outlet.. well it was his treat again, so ey let hym choose the place.. the butter chicken is sedap giler sak.. and so is the kailan.. there are these 2 other sides we ordered.. disgusting nak mampos.. ntah mcm maner si kecik boleh makan.. eeeeee!!!!! After that we head to geylang to buy ciggies and tgk pelacur.. ahahakz.. Margrib pun bnyk per pelacur.. ahahakz.. there was this pros who look exactly like ******a.. ahahakz.. But w/o the "P".. ahahakz..
ok.. then we went to E-hub.. to watch the dark knight.. this time its my treat.. luckily oshkosh was still full, so ey save my money as ey dun hav to buy popcorns and drink.. ahahakz.. Btw dark knight is one superb movie.. If euu tink of giving 2 thunbs up, ey'll give a ten fingers up.. then it became SPIRIT FINGERS.. ok.. merepek.. ey noe.. ahahakz.. so after the movie at arnd 12am, POOFF!!! some major catastrophe stikes.. so ey had to rush home.. Sorry kecik, didnt get to go durian.. euu noe ey just hate july and august, every year arnd this month is a major bad luck.. fcuk!!
ok.. thats all..
PS: Ey'll up the pix some other time..





. ' 5:29 AM U
hypnotized.

19th July
Ey still can feel that stale asahi taste on my tougue, and that cold welcome-back-to-life sober feeling is still not helping. But fcuk, ey really had to get up fer an interview. As usual, osh-kosh cudnt wake up so ey had to call his mom to wake hym up..
Before ey cont, me and kecik didnt take up the low-paid, hard labour, under the sun job.. Kiter step maner nyer anak org kaya jer nak kerjer yang gerek gerek.. ahahakz.. We went in, so the supervisor ask whether we want to be assigned to take charge of rides, carnival or admissions.. blah blah blah, we decides to take admission.. The the supervisor said, "in that case, eym nawt the one in charge, pls go back to the security point and tell em' euu want the admission job. So we make our way out.. Btw, nobody escort us out, so we kinda have the park to our own.. Kinda!!! ahakz.. We almost play the rides, but ey really think it was an absurd idea.. But seriously, we were nano close to playing the games, well speaking in metaphori terms, apparently.. ahahakz..
Then went back to osh'kosh place.. Coz he had to work at fiza's bar.. then buat bender2 giler pat umah dier, ambek gambar and video merepek-repek.. Oh yar, topi2 kat umah osh'kosh somer has an unlimited level of weirness.. Apparently, most of the caps need to be violated.. Then again, ey dun discriminate up to a certain perfection.. so let it be..
ok then hujan dier biadap giler.. its not raining cats and dogs animore.. more like raining R1 and hayabusa sia.. ahakz.. ok then lunch at mcdonalds.. its oshkosh treat.. wait!! then my wife text me.. "A note from wifey, pls cut euur finger nails".. Yes dear, ey oready cut my nails.. Ok dun ask why its all mushy with this hubby and wifey thang.. ey explain another time.. then ey send osh kosh to werk before ey head fer my sister place.. played with irfan.. he is all snugum snugum, cupcake, choc fudge, caramel topping with sweet pure cream.. defnitely the apple of my eye.. URRGG!! That kid adorableness is not even half of the words eym describing..
ok, then its almost 12am.. so eyu fetch oshkosh at werk.. Met my beloved fren, mummy, daddy, sister, brother, cousin, "2nd cousin", auntie and uncle.. ITS FIZA!!! She's all thin now.. But still looking effing hawt.. And ey swear there is nothing wrong with her level of perfection.. So fiza treat me a 1/2 pine tiger draft.. ey set down with my step-dad, paton jefferey douglas morris @ adi irfan paton.. yes.. that is his name.. and they are getting married, as in fiza and hym, on the 2 Aug.. Damn, ey have to prepare a speech fer em'.. ahakz.. anione care to help me on this one..? so me and jepoi(jepoi is a name we gave jefferey) sat down and chat about life, his life, my life over tiger.. Blah blah blah, then ey gave my xoxo to fiza and head back to tamp to meet my 2 other best buddies.. Din and ayeb.. Thx alot ehk ayeb fer buying baron.. It did temp me and ey was drunk again.. Sorry kecik, ko kener hantar aku balek.. ahakz..
PS: Ey'll up the pix some other time..

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. ' 4:59 AM U
hypnotized.

18 July 2008
Ey guess ey had oready told euu guys wer ey've been to in the previous entrie. Oh yar, the reason why ey went to the hospital was becoz ey had to meet Irfan Mirza bin Md. Zaki.. Yes, eym officially an uncle. My nephew is definitely not gonna call me Pak Arep, or Cik Muz, or Cik Zain or watever. After a major negeotiation with my sister, the little one will call me Abang.. ahahakz.. This little one is ultimately adorable.. And if euu look closely at the lips, Irfan has a sweetly offbeat lips. Just like mine!! Strictly bear in mind that its a miniature version. Euu obviously dun expect Irfan to be strutting all streets and hoods with his little anatomy parts and and pouting Jay-z lips..
So ey return back to skewl.. Then roll arnf at open fer a while before ey met Osh-Kosh.. Then off to T-mart to buy ciggies.. We saw uhuhu-biru.. Tot of helping hym deliver his order but nahhh... Then met Kong and Ipen and Ana and Faizal at mcd tampines interchange..
Its 12am.. So me and osh kosh went drinking at my playground.. All the way till 7am in tha morning.. Ey had high comm and asahi.. And osh'kosh had carlsberg, high comm, asahi and long islang tea.. Oh yar, half way we had to go to telepark.. Ring ring whose calling.................................. ahakz..
Kecik: Pisang, ko minom puas puas hati ko.. Pape aku hantar ko balek.. Take euur time, we got the whole nite..
Pisang: Ok..
At 7am..
Kecik: Pisang.. Aku dah high giler, ko hantar aku balek pls..
Pisang: Ok.. So much fer engko hantar aku balek.. ahakz..
PS: Ey'll up the pix some other time..

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.Saturday, July 19, 2008 ' 5:21 AM U
hypnotized.

Places ey went on the 18th july:

Start: 0900 hrs, 18th July 2008
Ey attend skewl, then make my way to hospital, then back to skewl, then lepak at open, then to tampines mart(jumper uhuhuhuhu), then to Tampines mall, then to pasir drive 1, then to telepark, and lastly to my playground.....
End: 0700 hrs, 19th July 2008..

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Nick: Pisang, Arep, Nate, Archibald, ArepBald, Muk, Pis
09.11.1988
Javanese and Portugese
My measurements: 5 foot 7.8, 60kg
Temasek Polytechnic
Number: 923512##
Email: polio_789@hotmail.com

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